I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
Wednesday, 05/22/2013 — 9 hours ago
- Me:*sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
Wednesday, 05/22/2013 — 9 hours ago
Wow.
Scrolling down on ur dash and there’s ad posts everywhere.
Thanks a lot Yahoo, fuck you Mr Karp.
Wednesday, 05/22/2013 — 9 hours ago
(Source: littletexts, via this--too--shall--pass)
Tuesday, 05/21/2013 — 1 day ago
The breaking.
Id rather just lock myself in my room everyday, and pretend like I dont fucking hate this place and my life and my mundane schedule that plays out day after day.
While everyones out living their life,
Im just living.
Tuesday, 05/21/2013 — 1 day ago
(via makemestfu)
Tuesday, 05/21/2013 — 1 day ago
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 1 day ago
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
(Source: lunarynth, via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 1 day ago
(Source: impactings, via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 1 day ago
- Me every night:I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 1 day ago
(Source: overhumor, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 2 days ago
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
(Source: i-deny-this-reality)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 2 days ago
- Hardest thing to answer:what are you good at
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 2 days ago
(Source: makemestfu)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 2 days ago
This is going to give me nightmares
(Source: ta-ble, via fuckyeahlaughters)
Monday, 05/20/2013 — 2 days ago
