August 2012
rupindah:
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
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“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– (via brokenpromisesanddbrokennhearts)
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methlabrador:
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
“I missed you every hour. And you know what the worst part was? It caught me...”
– Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
förälvälde: take a second →
lalalava:
feel yourself breathing
feel the light pressure of your heart beating against your ribcage
feel the emptiness behind your eyeballs
feel the weight of gravity pushing down on you &feel your skeleton’s amazing ability to struggle against it
you are you, and you are awe-inspiring
if you ever…
your fuckin horoscope
Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
My sister in laws diagnosis for everything.
If you don’t feel good
Briana “You have scabies”
If you have a bug bite
Briana “You’ve got scabies”
If you sneeze
Briana “Scabies.”
If you -
Briana “Scabies!!”
is everything expensive or am i just poor
Without you, tomorrows wouldn't be worth the wait...
Pour your heart out.: For the Men Who Still Don't... →
utes4lyfe:
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you And thought they were smarter What if women were the ones who started wars What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly What if the state trooper who pulled…
Fuck
Falling asleep next to him for three weeks...
This is how it should be.
This is where I belong.
I think about our fall out every day.
I wonder how differently my life would be if that never happened.
If we remained best friends, like we’d always planned.
Five years down the drain.
I miss you.
I miss you.
Everywhere I go: I hope they have wifi
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“If only I would have checked myself” — guy who wrecked himself
This is a cool blog to follow
People in the olympics:
ME:
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